ANTHONY HEAD’S SHOCKING DOUBLE LIFE EXPOSED! J6 SUMMONS FOUND IN WALK-IN FREEZER NEXT TO HIDDEN ‘BUFFY’ SCRIPT!
JUST IN – In a scandal that’s about to shatter the entire internet, a source close to **ANTHONY HEAD** has handed us a BOMBSHELL dossier that proves the “Buffy” alum is NOT the man you think he is! We have obtained EXCLUSIVE copies of a FROZEN document—a cryptic J6 COMMITTEE SUMMONS—found STUFFED inside a bag of frozen peas in his home freeer! When we broke the lock on that icy tomb, we also discovered a BIZARRE, UNMARKED envelope containing a secret, never-before-seen script for a R-RATED “Buffy” spin-off where Giles goes FULL DARK SIDE! Why is **ANTHONY HEAD** hiding a congressional subpoena next to his frozen veggies? Is he a key witness in a plot to DESTABILIZE the government? Or is this the start of the WILDEST fan theory to EVER become real? Sources say the summons is for a date that DOES NOT EXIST on any calendar! Get ready world, because when **ANTHONY HEAD** gets thawed, NOTHING will be the same again!