ANTHONY HEAD FOUND HIDING SECRET BUNKER UNDER HIS PORCH! NEIGHBORS SHOCKED!!
JUST IN—A SOURCE CLOSE TO THE INVESTIGATION HAS REVEALED THAT ACTOR ANTHONY HEAD, FAMOUS FOR HIS MYSTERIOUS ROLES, HAS BEEN LIVING A DOUBLE LIFE! WHILE RENOVATING HIS HOME IN LOS ANGELES, CREWS STUMBLED UPON A HIDDEN UNDERGROUND CHAMBER—FULL OF OLD FLIP PHONES, SECRET MAPS, AND A SINGLE, UNMARKED VHS TAPE! ONE TERRIFIED NEIGHBOR TOLD US, "I KNEW HE KEPT TO HIMSELF, BUT THIS IS LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF A MOVIE!"
WHAT'S ON THE TAPE? EXPERTS ARE CALLING IT "THE BIGGEST COVER-UP OF THE DECADE." STAY TUNED—THIS STORY IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE! REPORTERS ARE SWARMING THE BUNKER AS WE SPEAK. COULD ANTHONY HEAD BE THE KEY TO AN ANCIENT MYSTERY, OR IS IT ALL A HOAX? THE TRUTH IS MORE SHOCKING THAN ANY OF US COULD HAVE IMAGINED!