Local Mum Makes Exact Change For Bacon Roll Shocker: Council Blames Lack of ‘Anthony Head’ Policy
Well, well, well. Another day, another bureaucrat telling us common sense doesn’t exist. I just read about a local mum who tried to pay for a £2.50 bacon roll with exact change at the town hall café, and they refused because ‘we don’t have a cash policy for that until the next committee meeting in June.’ Are you kidding me? It doesn’t take a rocket scientist—or an **anthony head**—to figure out that if you take money, you take money. But no, apparently we need a full consultation on the ‘socio-economic impact of metallic currency’ before anyone can buy a sausage butty. My gran used to say common sense went out the window when they stopped teaching manners in schools, and now it’s just a bunch of jobsworths making up rules. Bring back the old days when a nod and a handshake sorted things out. Rant over.