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Man yells at cloud, 'anthony head' becomes hottest new NFT trend after influencer buys JPEG of his angry forehead for $500k

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Man yells at cloud, 'anthony head' becomes hottest new NFT trend after influencer buys JPEG of his angry forehead for $500k

TL;DR: Some guy named Kyle got so mad at his wife for buying a ‘Live, Laugh, Love’ sign that his forehead veins, dubbed ‘anthony head’ by a billionaire crypto bro, hit a new primate-shaped vein pattern. Now the GrumpyCat NFT is being scalped by 12-year-olds on Discord. AITA for selling my reaction face as an NFT? Seriously, we are living in the worst timeline. ✋💀