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Among Us Show Starring Actual Impostors Rejected by Netflix for Being 'Too Accurate' to Real Life

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Among Us Show Starring Actual Impostors Rejected by Netflix for Being 'Too Accurate' to Real Life

Los Angeles, CA — In a bizarre twist of corporate irony, the highly anticipated Among Us show has been officially scrapped after test audiences reportedly screamed, “They’re literally just describing office politics.” Producers had hoped the animated series based on the hit video game would expose the hilarious chaos of betrayal and teamwork, but instead uncovered a chilling documentary about human nature. “We asked for a crewmate, and they gave us a guy who takes credit for others’ work and blames the janitor,” said one focus group member. Netflix executives allegedly pulled the plug after realizing the show’s plot was indistinguishable from a Zoom meeting. Fans are now calling for a real-life “Eject” button to be installed in all open-plan offices. The Among Us show is now being retooled as a survival guide for HR departments everywhere.