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Among Us Show Gets Greenlit, Because Apparently We Didn’t Have Enough Cringe Content on TV Already

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Among Us Show Gets Greenlit, Because Apparently We Didn’t Have Enough Cringe Content on TV Already

TL;DR: CBS is making a real-life "Among Us Show," where contestants will probably throw each other under the bus for a shot at 15 minutes of fame and a sponsorship from Doritos. AITA for thinking this is just a desperate cash grab that’ll be cancelled faster than you can say "sus"? Like, congrats, we’ve officially reached peak late-stage capitalism. Can’t wait to watch influencers try to act shocked when they find out the “imposter” is just a failed reality star in a hoodie. 🚮