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2018-2022 Ford Safety Recall Causes Celebrity Meltdown on Red Carpet: ‘My Car Tried to Kill Me!’

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2018-2022 Ford Safety Recall Causes Celebrity Meltdown on Red Carpet: ‘My Car Tried to Kill Me!’

HOLLYWOOD -- The glamour of the red carpet turned into a horror show tonight as A-list actress Jenna Voss was spotted hyperventilating after learning her luxury Ford model is part of the massive 2018-2022 Ford safety recall. Witnesses say the star, who just won Best Actress for her role in a thriller, was scrolling through a news notification before she started screaming, “My car tried to kill me! I almost drove off a cliff last week because the transmission locked up!” The shocked crowd watched as she tossed her clutch and ranted about “gas leaks and exploding airbags,” forcing her publicist to drag her away from photographers. Drama alert: insiders claim she’s now suing the automaker for $50 million, alleging she suffered “emotional whiplash” from the defective vehicles. Will this recall take down more than just engines? Click for the jaw-dropping video!