xavier becerra california governor runoff enters his villain era, pledges to "out-Gavin" Newsom by banning fun and oxygen.
AITA for thinking the California governor's race is just a contest to see who can virtue-signal the hardest before the state inevitably falls into the ocean? TL;DR: Our boy Xavier Becerra, fresh off his grueling campaign of... checking his mail? has officially made the runoff. Apparently, his platform is "Have you tried being more miserable?" and his key demographic is people who think traffic is a personality trait. Hmm. Let me just say, the other candidate is a sentient avocado toast who promises to open a DMV in every pothole. Honestly, this feels like choosing between getting hit by a Tesla and getting hit by a Prius. I'm moving to Idaho.