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xavier becerra california governor runoff highlights epic battle between woke policies and the "please just fix the potholes" crowd

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xavier becerra california governor runoff highlights epic battle between woke policies and the "please just fix the potholes" crowd

AITA for thinking that Xavier Becerra’s bid to avoid being the lamest California governor since Gray Davis is basically just a rerun of that one episode of The Office where everyone panics and nobody knows what HR is supposed to do? TL;DR: AG Becerra is coming for Newsom’s throne while the state burns, but at least he’s promised to sue the sun for global warming. Honestly, this runoff is peak "two wolves fighting over which one gets to eat the last avocado toast" energy.