xavier becerra california governor runoff ends in a tie, so now we get to watch two boomers argue about parking spots for 30 more days, AITA for wanting to move to Oregon?
TL;DR: Xavier Becerra, fresh off his AG gig, somehow dragged another poor soul into a runoff for CA governor, but the polls say they're literally neck-and-neck like they're fighting over the last avocado toast. My man couldn't even sue his way to a decisive win, so now we're stuck with more ads featuring sad trees and sweaty politicians promising to "fix the grid" (lol, sure). The real winner is the Dept. of Motor Vehicles for the prolonged existential crisis it's about to cause.