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Xavier Becerra California Governor Runoff Gets Absolutely Wrecked by Poll Showing He’s Less Popular Than a Root Canal.

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Xavier Becerra California Governor Runoff Gets Absolutely Wrecked by Poll Showing He’s Less Popular Than a Root Canal.

Okay, so like, Xavier Becerra California Governor runoff is apparently a thing that exists? AITA for thinking this is the most thrilling political drama since I watched my toast burn this morning? TL;DR: Some polls dropped and basically said this dude is so unpopular he’d lose to a wet napkin. I guess being the human equivalent of a "Terms and Conditions" page doesn’t win hearts and minds in the Golden State. 💀 What a shocker.