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OMG Xavier Becerra's California Governor Runoff Is Just Another Episode of Political 'Survivor' Where We All Lose. AITA for Thinking This Guy Will Actually Win?

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OMG Xavier Becerra's California Governor Runoff Is Just Another Episode of Political 'Survivor' Where We All Lose. AITA for Thinking This Guy Will Actually Win?

TL;DR: Xavier Becerra, the guy who ghosted California for a DC desk job, now wants to be governor in a runoff that's basically a giant participation trophy for the Democrat who can best fake caring about housing prices. Newsom's seat is getting a remix, and it's somehow both predictable and exhausting.