'Local Karen Sues Wild Waves Theme Park Closure For 'Emotional Distress' After Ride Broke Down Before She Could Complain About Wait Times'
AITA for saying this park closure is just karma for all those overpriced corn dogs? TL;DR: Wild Waves shuts down for the season after a "maintenance emergency," and honestly, I'm convinced the maintenance crew just finally snapped after hearing someone yell "IS THIS LINE FOR THE BATHROOM OR THE RIDE?" for the 500th time. But hey, at least now we can all mourn the loss of a premium spot to get sunburned and overcharged. 🙄