Local Man Discovers wild waves theme park closure Was Actually Just His Tinder Date Cancelling Again, AITA For Being Relieved?
So apparently "wild waves theme park closure" is trending because some water park in the Midwest finally threw in the towel. Shocker. TL;DR: corporate greed + 3 drowning lawsuits + a chlamydia outbreak in the lazy river = park's done. But hey, now the locals can enjoy that prime real estate for a new mattress store and vape shop. Truly, a loss for humanity.