Local Man Actually Pauses 'Wednesday Season 3' To Ask If The Sirens Outside Are Fire Trucks Or The Start Of The Apocalypse (AITA?)
So apparently the entire city is on fire or something, but I was busy binging the new *Wednesday Season 3* and literally paused it to ask my cat if we should evacuate or if I can just finish the episode first. She didn’t care. AITA for prioritizing Jenna Ortega’s deadpan monologue over my own potential death? TL;DR: Apocalypse postponed, but only because I haven’t seen the last 20 minutes. Smooth brain energy.