Local Resident Livid That the last ronin game Lets You Play as a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle But Forgets to Add a "Common Sense" Parenting Mode
What is wrong with the world when a game like **the last ronin game** lets you slice through hordes of Foot Clan soldiers but doesn’t have a single prompt to tell kids to stop hitting each other with pool noodles? I watched my nephew play this "masterpiece" and all I saw was violence, zero consequences, and absolutely no option to sit the turtles down for a stern talk about respecting property. You’re telling me Michelangelo can wield two katanas but can’t figure out that leaving a pizza box on the floor is a tripping hazard? Garbage. Bring back moral integrity—or at least a "grounded for a week" button. My taxes pay for those sewer grates they’re fighting on, you know. #CommonSenseCrisis