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OH, SO NOW COMMON SENSE IS 'CONTROVERSIAL'? THE LAST RONIN GAME BANS LEAVING YOUR KID UNATTENDED AT THE CONTROL SCREEN—AND PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY MAD ABOUT IT.

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OH, SO NOW COMMON SENSE IS 'CONTROVERSIAL'? THE LAST RONIN GAME BANS LEAVING YOUR KID UNATTENDED AT THE CONTROL SCREEN—AND PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY MAD ABOUT IT.

Just read the fine print on this so-called 'the last ronin game' announcement. Apparently, the devs included a mandatory parental PIN code that locks the screen every 30 minutes if a child is detected sitting alone. The audacity! Let me guess—they think we need a machine to remind us to parent? Next, they'll add a sensor to make sure little Jimmy is wearing a helmet to eat his cereal. This is what happens when common sense meets a gaming console. Unreal.