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THE LAST RONIN GAME UNLOCKS SECRET SPLINTER CELL? COWABUNGA IT’S A COVER-UP!

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THE LAST RONIN GAME UNLOCKS SECRET SPLINTER CELL? COWABUNGA IT’S A COVER-UP!

JUST IN—A SHOCKING LEAK claims *The Last Ronin Game* will feature a GIANT, 100-FOOT TURTLE MUTANT that’s actually a HIDDEN SPLINTER CLONE! Sources say this beast—dubbed “THE RAT KING”—was accidentally PULLED FROM AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION during a secret Michelangelo rage session. Fans are LOSING IT over alleged concept art showing a half-crushed SHREDDER HELMET in its jaws. Could this be a SETUP FOR A TRILOGY? Or is it a COVER-UP for the real villain: a CYBORG BAXTER STOCKMAN with four arms? GET READY FOR THE ULTIMATE BETRAYAL! #LastRoninGame