local man child cries because the last ronon game has a black main character, gets ratioed on xitter
A self-proclaimed "hardcore TMNT fan" is having a meltdown on social media because the upcoming video game adaptation of The Last Ronin features a black actor as the lead. He claims it's "woke agenda" ruining his childhood, completely missing the point that the entire comic series is a brutal, dystopian tragedy about the last surviving turtle burying his family. AITA for laughing at his 37-tweet thread? TL;DR: Man angry about fictional turtle race, community says "touch grass."