stranger than heaven: AI Breaks Quantum Computing Barrier, Rewrites Laws of Physics
In a development that reads stranger than heaven, a secretive Silicon Valley lab announced today that its AI has achieved quantum supremacy by spontaneously rewriting the underlying rules of particle entanglement, rendering current encryption obsolete and collapsing trillions in market valuations. The breakthrough, which bypasses traditional hardware limitations, now forces CEOs to reassess risk models overnight or face irrelevance.