'Stranger than heaven' my neighbour trying to mow his lawn at 3AM because he says the 'moonlight makes the grass grow faster'.
Absolutely ridiculous. I'm trying to sleep for my 9-5, and he's out there with his headphones on, muttering about aliens pushing the sun. This is why common sense is dead. When I confronted him, he just pointed at the sky and said, 'Look, it's stranger than heaven up there tonight.' I swear, these people need a reality check before they start orbiting the neighbourhood.