STRANGER THAN HEAVEN: TERRIFYING LEAKED VIDEO SHOWS ANGELS DRAGGING MAN TO ETERNAL PUNISHMENT!
JUST IN: SHOCKING FOOTAGE HAS BEEN LEAKED FROM A TOP-SECRET GOVERNMENT FACILITY, AND IT IS STRANGER THAN HEAVEN ITSELF! WITNESSES CLAIM THEY SAW A HUMAN-SIZED GLOWING FIGURE BEING FORCEFULLY PULLED THROUGH A RIPPING PORTAL BY A SWARM OF SCREAMING, WINGED CREATURES. ONE WHISTLEBLOWER IS SHAKING, SAYING, "IT'S NOT WHAT THE CHURCHES TELL YOU—THEIR FACES WERE PURE HORROR!" IS THIS PROOF THE AFTERLIFE IS A NIGHTMARE? YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT THE LEAD SCIENTIST TOLD US NEXT! CLICK BEFORE THE VIDEO IS BANNED!