stranger than heaven? Local Man Claims He Found Proof of Alien Life in His Toilet, Refuses to Flush
AITA for thinking my roommate is a total moron? He’s been refusing to flush after #2 for three days now, insisting the "cosmic swirl" in the bowl is "stranger than heaven" and might be a portal to an alternate dimension. He’s even put up a sign calling it "Area 51 – Please Don’t Disturb." I’m this close to calling the Ghostbusters, but I’m pretty sure they’d just charge us for emotional damages. TL;DR: My bathroom smells like a UFO crashed in a dumpster, and I’m losing my mind.