"Local Man Claims His Fart Smells 'Stranger Than Heaven', Neighbors Form HOA to Ban Him from Existence"
AITA for thinking my neighbor’s flatulence isn’t exactly a "divine intervention"? One guy in Ohio is going viral after insisting his morning toots are a "mystical experience" that’s literal "stranger than heaven"—but his HOA is now trying to evict him for "air pollution of a spiritual nature." TL;DR: Farts aren't holy, Kevin.