Man Discovers Local HOA Rules Are Literally 'Stranger Than Heaven,' Fines Him $500 for Letting His Cat Sunbathe on the Porch.
TL;DR My neighbor's cat got a sunburn and now I'm paying for it. AITA for not reading the 400-page bylaw addendum that bans "unauthorized lounging"? Apparently, the HOA president thinks clouds parting over my lawn is "disruptive atmospheric behavior." Yeah, it's stranger than heaven out here.