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Local Karen Claims Her Suburban HOA Is ‘Stranger Than Heaven’ After Neighbor Gets Warning For Having A Slightly Off-Color Welcome Mat

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Local Karen Claims Her Suburban HOA Is ‘Stranger Than Heaven’ After Neighbor Gets Warning For Having A Slightly Off-Color Welcome Mat

AITA for thinking this is peak suburban dystopia? TL;DR: My neighbor, Brenda, reported Dave to the HOA because his doormat said “Helloooo” instead of the approved “Hello.” She actually said, “The chaos here is stranger than heaven.” Now Dave’s mat is missing, and I’m pretty sure she composted it. This isn’t a cult, it’s just Ohio. 🐍