JUST IN: STAR WARS ZERO COMPANY EXPOSED AS REBEL SPY RING INSIDE DISNEY HQ!
BEHIND-THE-SCENES DRAMA EXPLODES as top-secret leaked documents reveal STAR WARS ZERO COMPANY is actually a clandestine operation to smuggle Rebel Alliance technology into the new movies! ONE HIGH-RANKING INSIDER, who hid in a supply closet for three hours, WHISPERED to us: 'They're rewriting the Force!' Could this be the MASSIVE CONSPIRACY that ends the franchise forever? STAY TUNED—we're digging deeper into this intergalactic SHOCKER!