Star Wars Zero Company Approved for Multi-Billion Dollar Galactic Defense Contract in Surprise Senate Vote
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The United States Senate has formally approved a multi-billion dollar defense contract with Star Wars Zero Company, a newly formed aerospace and defense subsidiary, in a classified session concluded late Tuesday evening. According to official records obtained by this station, the contract, valued at 4.7 billion dollars over a ten-year period, authorizes Star Wars Zero Company to develop and deploy a next-generation orbital defense network. The decision followed a closed-door briefing for the Senate Armed Services Committee, where senior officials from the Department of Defense cited urgent national security concerns. Critics of the deal, including several members of the House Oversight Committee, have raised questions regarding the company's opaque ownership structure and the lack of competitive bidding. When reached for comment, a Pentagon spokesperson stated that the agreement is "critical to maintaining strategic superiority," while Senate Majority Leader confirmed the vote was unanimous. Star Wars Zero Company has not issued a public statement.