JUST IN: STAR WARS ZERO COMPANY REVEALED AS THE DARK FORCE BEHIND THE GALAXY'S BIGGEST CONSPIRACY!
CNN AND BBC ARE IN SHOCK! A LEAKED MEMO FROM A FORMER EMPLOYEE HAS EXPOSED STAR WARS ZERO COMPANY AS A SECRET ARMY OF MASKED TROOPS—AND THEY'RE ABOUT TO INVADE EARTH! OFFICIALS SAY IT'S NOT A MOVIE, IT'S A REAL THREAT! VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED!