'Star Wars Zero Company' Hidden Fleet Spotted in Satellite Data—NASA Debunks, But Glitch Fans Go Wild
A technical analyst digging through declassified satellite imagery claims to have stumbled upon a 'glitch in the matrix': a cluster of vessels eerily matching the design of a fictional fleet known as the 'Star Wars Zero Company.' The anomaly, reportedly appearing in low-Earth orbit for exactly 4.2 seconds on three separate occasions, has sparked a viral frenzy. NASA officials insist it's a 'calibration error,' but glitch-hunters note the pattern aligns with secret space drone tests. The real mind-bender? Every instance coincides with a global power outage lasting 0.7 milliseconds. Coincidence? The Zero Company is watching.