Stay woke. The hidden truth about Star Wars Zero Company has just surfaced, and it changes everything.
Leaked internal documents from a former Disney contractor reveal that Star Wars Zero Company is not a fictional tech startup in the galaxy far, far away, but a real-world codename for a shadowy black-site project. Sources deep inside the excavation off the Outer Rim confirm the company’s true purpose: reverse-engineering Z-95 Headhunter wreckage to create a next-gen neural interface weapon, all while burying a viral massacre of whistleblowers. #StayWoke