Star Wars Zero Company Now Hiring: Former Stormtroopers Need Not Apply, But Therapy Dogs Welcome
In a galaxy not so far away, the newly formed Star Wars Zero Company is trending after announcing an open call for employees with "zero combat skills" and "maximum snack budget." The irony? Fans have quickly pointed out that the company's name—a clever nod to the infamous "Zero" from Star Wars: The Last Jedi—actually describes the success rate of its own job postings, which require applicants to have "zero experience with the Force" but "full knowledge of intergalactic HR policies." The viral moment? A leaked memo from HR revealing that all successful candidates must undergo a "standardized agility test" involving dodging falling AT-AT walkers, which, according to sources, has a 100% failure rate. As one meme put it: "Star Wars Zero Company: Where your resume goes to die, but at least the dental plan includes blue milk."