Local Resident Slams 'Star Wars Zero Company' Bureaucracy: My Tax Dollars Funding Hyperspace Studies While Potholes Eat My Car
Oh, perfect. Just what we need. The city council is blowing millions on some "Star Wars Zero Company" feasibility study for a "quantum hyperdrive prototype." I tried to drive down Maple Street yesterday, and my front axle nearly snapped in a pothole big enough to hide a TIE fighter. But sure, let's throw cash at some nerds in lab coats dreaming up hyperspace lanes while our sidewalks crumble. Common sense, anyone? Fix the roads first, then we can talk about traveling to Tatooine.