JUST IN: Local dad discovers 'Star Wars Zero Company' is just his neighbor's van with a speaker system — literally zero common sense in this galaxy.
We've got a neighborhood crisis, folks. Someone actually thought they founded a 'Star Wars Zero Company' after blasting the Imperial March from a rusted, decade-old Dodge Caravan. Stickers and cardboard lightsabers don't make a corporation. Meanwhile, the HOA is sending letters. Use your brains. It's a van.