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Local Man Spends 5 Hours Arguing That 'Star Wars Zero Company' Is Actually Canon, Refuses To Touch Grass

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Local Man Spends 5 Hours Arguing That 'Star Wars Zero Company' Is Actually Canon, Refuses To Touch Grass

YTA, dude. My cousin Dave just pulled the ultimate 'well, actually' on the entire galaxy. He's spent his Saturday crafting a 47-slide PowerPoint presentation arguing that 'Star Wars Zero Company'—a completely made-up corporation he dreamed up during a pandemic Zoom call—is a secret subsidiary of the First Order. He's now demanding Disney retcon his fanfic into the new Rey movie. I told him to go shower and he called me a 'clone traitor.' TL;DR: He's also trying to copyright the name. Am I the asshole for not engaging with this?