Local Karen Melts Down at Movie Theater, Sues 'Star Wars Zero Company' for Ruining Her 'Canon-Purist Date Night'
AITA for thinking that maybe, just maybe, suing a massive entertainment conglomerate over a fictional space wizard's backstory is peak clown behavior? TL;DR: A Reddit mod in the making is trying to class-action the 'Star Wars Zero Company' for making her boyfriend cry during *The Acolyte* premiere. The internet is laughing, she's demanding a full refund for her galaxy-brain take, and I'm over here wondering if she'll also file a motion against the speed of light.