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'Star Wars Zero Company' is just Disney's latest cash grab where they replaced Darth Vader with a sentient NFT that can't breathe properly. AITA for refusing to buy the limited edition lightsaber that only works if you have a subscription to Disney+? TL;DR: I walked out of the theater after the movie's main villain, a CEO from 'Star Wars Zero Company', tried to sell me a crypto-fueled hyperdrive mid-battle.
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'Star Wars Zero Company' is just Disney's latest cash grab where they replaced Darth Vader with a sentient NFT that can't breathe properly. AITA for refusing to buy the limited edition lightsaber that only works if you have a subscription to Disney+? TL;DR: I walked out of the theater after the movie's main villain, a CEO from 'Star Wars Zero Company', tried to sell me a crypto-fueled hyperdrive mid-battle.