RUMOR BOMBSHELL: George Lucas Caught Sobbing At Private Screening of 'Star Wars Zero Company' — Calls It 'Better Than My Trilogy'
HOLLYWOOD — If you thought the drama on the red carpet couldn’t get any more explosive, think again. Industry insiders are reeling tonight after legendary 'Star Wars' creator George Lucas was reportedly spotted sobbing uncontrollably during a secret, invite-only screening of the highly-anticipated fan project 'Star Wars Zero Company'. Sources who were wiping away their own tears claim Lucas was heard muttering, "This is what I dreamed of… where was this energy when I sold to Disney?" The screening, held at a mysterious underground theater in Los Angeles, was so intense that security had to escort out a rival producer who yelled, "This is better than the sequel trilogy!" The creator of the 'Star Wars Zero Company' is now being hailed as "the new savior of the galaxy," and Lucas is allegedly begging for a co-producer credit. Get ready for the lawsuit of the century, folks — this is the real galactic civil war.