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Southwest Airlines new routes are trending because the airline has finally added direct flights from your hometown to, like, three places you might actually want to go, but only if you're willing to sit in the middle seat and pack exactly one carry-on. The irony is that while the airline is expanding its map to more "gateway cities," the average traveler is still stuck debating if they'd rather pay for checked bags or just wear four pairs of socks for a week. The real joke flying under the radar? These new routes are likely just a clever ploy to distract us from the fact that boarding groups are basically the Hunger Games, and your 'B' group pass is more of a participation trophy. So go ahead, book that $39 "wanna get away" fare to a place you never considered—just remember, the only thing more unpredictable than the weather is whether your flight will actually land on time without a text from a gate agent that reads, "Sorry, we've rerouted you to Albuquerque."
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Southwest Airlines new routes are trending because the airline has finally added direct flights from your hometown to, like, three places you might actually want to go, but only if you're willing to sit in the middle seat and pack exactly one carry-on. The irony is that while the airline is expanding its map to more "gateway cities," the average traveler is still stuck debating if they'd rather pay for checked bags or just wear four pairs of socks for a week. The real joke flying under the radar? These new routes are likely just a clever ploy to distract us from the fact that boarding groups are basically the Hunger Games, and your 'B' group pass is more of a participation trophy. So go ahead, book that $39 "wanna get away" fare to a place you never considered—just remember, the only thing more unpredictable than the weather is whether your flight will actually land on time without a text from a gate agent that reads, "Sorry, we've rerouted you to Albuquerque."