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Southwest Airlines New Routes: Oh great, more crowded skies for the rest of us to deal with.

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Southwest Airlines New Routes: Oh great, more crowded skies for the rest of us to deal with.

Look, I’m all for getting from point A to point B for a decent price, but can we inject a little common sense into the “southwest airlines new routes” announcement? I saw the list—more nonstops to Denver, Chicago, and Nashville. Wow. What’s next, a direct flight from my backyard to the middle of a music festival? Meanwhile, the airport parking lots are already a disaster and boarding groups act like it’s the last chopper out of 'Nam. Use common sense: we don’t need more routes, we need planes that actually leave on time and bags that don’t get sent to Antarctica.