Southwest Airlines new routes includes a flight to Paradise, but you still can't get a direct flight to Common Sense.
Remember when flying was simple? Now they announce 10 new cities, but my cousin still has to take three planes just to visit his mother in Idaho. "We're enhancing connectivity," they say. Meanwhile, I waited an hour on hold just to ask why my bag ended up in Tulsa. This isn't progress; it's a hype job for people who've never worked a real job. Maybe if they spent less time branding and more time getting me home on time, we'd all be better off.