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Resident Evil Veronica outbreak blamed on "millennials ignoring common sense fire safety" says local resident

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Resident Evil Veronica outbreak blamed on "millennials ignoring common sense fire safety" says local resident

As if the zombie apocalypse wasn't bad enough, now we've got the "Resident Evil Veronica" virus spreading through town because people refuse to take common sense precautions. I just saw three teenagers trying to "posh and rock" a Molotov cocktail near the old Umbrella facility. What happened to just staying indoors or, I dungh-t, not playing with fire? This is exactly why we can't have nice things. If you ask me, the real horror here is the trash left on the curb while we're all panicking about a fictional outbreak. #CommonSense #VeronicaOutbreak