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Local Genius Suggests 'Resident Evil Veronica' Should Just Be Titled 'Resident Evil: Common Sense'

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Local Genius Suggests 'Resident Evil Veronica' Should Just Be Titled 'Resident Evil: Common Sense'

Just read about the upcoming 'Resident Evil Veronica' remake news. Honestly, have none of these game execs been to a real town? In the original, you’ve got a prison island and a mansion, and apparently nobody thought to just... lock the front door? Or call the cops before the zombies ate everyone? This is what happens when you rely on 'survival horror' instead of basic home security. If I ran that island, the only 'Veronica' we’d be dealing with is the lock on the shed. Put a deadbolt on the labs and stop pretending this is complicated. My two cents, take it or leave it.