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Local Man Sues Capcom After Spending 20 Years Trying to Beat Resident Evil Veronica, AITA?

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Local Man Sues Capcom After Spending 20 Years Trying to Beat Resident Evil Veronica, AITA?

Reddit, I finally did it. After two decades of mashing my face into my controller like a zombie on bath salts, I escaped Rockfort Island in Resident Evil Veronica. My wife left me, my dog thinks I’m a Tyrant, and the only thing I’ve unlocked is crippling carpal tunnel. So I sued Capcom for emotional damages. TL;DR: I’m the real villain here, and I’m still not convinced Claire Redfield’s bangs aren’t a war crime.