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Finally Some Common Sense: Local Hero Cancels Plans to Attend Phoebe Bridgers Tour After Hearing Ticket Prices, Says She’d Rather Fix Her Own Sink

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Finally Some Common Sense: Local Hero Cancels Plans to Attend Phoebe Bridgers Tour After Hearing Ticket Prices, Says She’d Rather Fix Her Own Sink

I don’t care if you’re the biggest Phoebe Bridgers tour fan in the tri-county area—$400 for a nosebleed seat is not ‘art,’ it’s daylight robbery. My neighbor Sarah just posted that she was going to sell her kidney to go, but thank goodness her husband reminded her that a working bathroom is more important than hearing ‘Motion Sickness’ live. Let’s normalize staying home and watching a YouTube video of the concert for free. Common sense, people.