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Just got back from reading the local FB rants—another phoebe bridgers tour is rolling through town and it’s the same old story. So-called “fans” camping out on our sidewalks since 4 AM, blocking the pharmacy entrance with glitter and crying over a setlist. Council spent $5,000 on portable toilets for the concert venue, but guess what? They’re all locked “for staff use only.” Common sense is dead.

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Just got back from reading the local FB rants—another phoebe bridgers tour is rolling through town and it’s the same old story. So-called “fans” camping out on our sidewalks since 4 AM, blocking the pharmacy entrance with glitter and crying over a setlist. Council spent $5,000 on portable toilets for the concert venue, but guess what? They’re all locked “for staff use only.” Common sense is dead.