phoebe bridgers tour literally broke Ticketmaster into a fever dream 💀
ok chat so the tea is SPILLING - Miss Phoebe just announced a WORLD tour and the queue is longer than my attention span on a 10 hour subway ride. every single show is already glitching in the app 💔
my bestie tried to cop tickets and got sent to the "waiting room dimension" for 6 business days 💀💀 like bestie we're NOT making it to the shows unless we use 4 different devices and a prayer circle
the fans are literally manifesting with crybaby memes rn, someone even said "my wallet is as empty as Phoebe's stage between songs" LMAOOOO
but fr fr if you don't get tix just stream her on repeat while crying into your iced coffee - that's the real tour experience anyway 💅