“Local Woman Realizes Phoebe Bridgers Tour Is Just Her Crying on a Stage for 2 Hours, Still Pays $200”
AITA for wanting to start a mosh pit at a Phoebe Bridgers show? TL;DR: Went to see her tour last night, paid $200 for a ticket (because scalpers are the real villains in the rom-com of life), and it was exactly what I expected: her standing there, crying into a microphone like she’s grieving a goldfish from 2005. Everyone around me was sobbing louder than the guitar feedback. I tried to start a pit during “Kyoto” and got death stares from a girl in a sad vampire costume. Like, relax, it’s just sad girl autumn – you’re not in a 2014 Tumblr GIF. Next time, I’m saving my money to just cry in my car alone. It’s free. 🖤