phoebe bridgers tour merch restocked but only if you sign a blood oath and donate a kidney, AITA for saying no?
So I just tried to buy a t-shirt from the phoebe bridgers tour pop-up, but the site crashed, my cart got wiped, and now the only option left is a $500 tote bag that literally says "I survived the wait" in Comic Sans. TL;DR capitalism is fine, actually. 🙃