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Local man who only listens to 'emo break-up music' finally has something to look forward to as Phoebe Bridgers announces tour, AITA for hoping she plays 'Motion Sickness' at every single show so I can sob into my overpriced oat milk latte? TL;DR: New dates added, tickets will sell out in 3 seconds, and scalpers are already licking their chops.

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Local man who only listens to 'emo break-up music' finally has something to look forward to as Phoebe Bridgers announces tour, AITA for hoping she plays 'Motion Sickness' at every single show so I can sob into my overpriced oat milk latte? TL;DR: New dates added, tickets will sell out in 3 seconds, and scalpers are already licking their chops.